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Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Dicks can seriously be ridiculous at times

Hell sometimes a brisk breeze can set them off

Reblogging this for all of the girls and guys that DO NOT KNOW THIS INFORMATION.  Because this is extremely important.

HEY!!! 

HEYYYYYY!!!!

The term ‘blue balls’ isn’t actually a fucking thing. 

It was created by giant flopping douche canoes to con girls into rubbing their little dingadongs. 

I literally get 10 boners a day and never get blue balls. 

Next time someone tries to shame you into a handy, kick them in the balls and tell them “NOW YOU HAVE BLUE BALLS”

So most of this post is bullshit! :D

Here is some penis education from the proud owner of a penis

Okay yeah we get boners randomly, but they’re not like full mast… It’s just a chub, usually goes away after a while. A guy can have an erection for a good long time and it won’t bother him a bit unless he hits it on something

But if a guy gets aroused to ALMOST the point of ejaculation and never actually ejaculates it really does start to hurt if he’s like that for too long. It usually takes about an hour. Blue balls are actually a thing. Sexual frustration isn’t a fucking myth. As a person with testicles and a penis who has had blue balls many times before I can tell you, it sucks, and it hurts. I have personally had blue balls so bad that it my testicles were extremely sensitive to the touch, and the only way to fix it was to masturbate. The problem? The pain was so intense that it actually hurt to masturbate. Once I managed to ejaculate, it subsided to a dull ache and I managed to get to sleep

HOWEVER! If you’re with a girl and she obviously doesn’t want to have sex with you, just fucking go to the bathroom and rub one out, and save yourself the pain and suffering and don’t be a dick about it.

If you don’t have a penis, don’t pretend to know everything that goes on with a penis.

tldr: blue balls: fucking real, fucking really painful. guilting a girl into having sex with you because you have blue balls: fucking awful, don’t do that.

Thank you for saying blue balls is a real thing, but not an excuse to pressure women into sex. =u= We need more people like you!

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